Bone Pickin' with Gordo: Big Ben's VY Problem

  

I know I am supposed to write division pics, but I heard about this today and I couldn't stand it, I had to write something:

                                           Ben Roethlisberger

           

            Ok, I want to settle this ABSURD debate.  I have had enough of putting Ben Roethlisberger in the realm of elite quarterback.  There are three elite quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Tom “pretty boy”/ half man/ half model/ half quarterback, and Drew Brees (who may be on the verge becoming the best in the game right now). That’s it, if you try and put another name in, you deserve to be punched in the mouth and shit out teeth for a week. 

You know who is the same as Roethlisberger… Vince Young.    Lets draw some comparisons: as far as their pure passing numbers and ability go, they can throw the ball well, but they are never going to put up numbers consistently that blow you away.  Second, they are both super immature but apparently “trying really hard.” Whether they don’t understand that no means no, or that when you are depressed and you run off with a gun and don’t tell anyone people are going to think that you are going to kill yourself, they both don’t get it.   

Third, they both win, the reason why is simple: they have great running games and keep plays alive.  The only difference is that when Young keeps a play alive its because he scrambles and when Roethlisberger does it, its because he is fat. 

  He is simply Dante Culpeper but with better teams (tell me how my UFL tastes).  Here is the deal: if you want to tell me that Roethlisberger is an elite quarterback because at the end of the day he wins, then u have to put Vince Young in that category to, he wins 2/3s of his games.  So if you want to put VY that category you first need to have your brain examined, and then get a second opinion.  If they can’t find anything wrong, throw yourself down the stairs so that you have an excuse so then I won’t blame you.

-Gordo

Gordo is one of our frequent contributors. Known for his rantings that seem (and often are illogical) so in our benevolence we decided to give him a column so he didn't kill someone

also his ravings are generally angry and hilarious. Bone Pickin' with Gordo will be featured whenever he feels the urge.