In case you haven't heard, NBA baller Greg Oden has had some nude photos surface recently. Ladies, they can be viewed here . The greater question, in my opinion, is why is this news!!? So a seven foot tall black man has a large penis!! What other bombshells are you gonna throw my way? Hell is hot? Dogs are mammals? Madonna has more STD's than a gay bath house? See folks, topics of this sort are not newsworthy subjects, but rather laws of nature. What IS important and newsworthy is what happened to the poor girl in the picture above? If she were to dance too close Mr. Oden could have became aroused and launched her across the room like a shotgun powered jack-in-the-box. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this girl, please contact me with her name, number, measurements, and any other info that may lead to sexy time.
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