Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Lincecum's mullet wants 13 million for "care products"


The San Fransisco Giants ace "Freak" Tim Lincecum wants to get paid and now. While I am positive that his request for salary arbitration has nothing to with his pot charges, ($513) the legal bills cannot have been a cakewalk for the NL's best Ace. Lincecum made $650,000 last year, hardly worth the fingernail on his right pinky. With two Cy Young awards under his belt Lincey deserves some sort of monetary gain; and soon. With a throwing motion that makes even Johnny Knoxville cringe, who knows when his rotator cuff will tear or require Tommy J surgery. Lincey wants 13 Million, the Giants want to give 8 million. Lets see how the courts decide. Either way i think the mullet will remain unaffected. If there is anything I've learned from Randy Johnson its this: The longer the mullet, the better the pitching. Like Samson of old, the success lies in the locks...


Mullet pay day!

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